And it's really not that funny… but if you are ever in a bind and need to tell a joke, try this and let me know how it goes down.
It's the middle of the night and a boy [Natan] asks his father [me] to get a tissue from the bathroom.
Before the father goes into the dark bathroom, he sees a shadow on the toilet seat; startled he turns on the light.
The light goes on with flick and presto, there's a frog sitting on the toilet seat!
Yep, that's about it. I told you it is really not that funny, but it did happen to me last night. Gosh, I love the Golan.